If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
"what are your plans for the rest of your life?"
legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
when your selfie gets more than 5 notes
when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
reblog if you cried
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg