literally my favorite commercial ever.
why does this person get multiple hedgehogs and I don’t even get one
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
I’M GONNA SCREAM
"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.
My bad bitches.
me trying to save my grades at the end of the semester