When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through


Louis is obviously the most expensive cause he’s just that bitch.



l o l
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs



its so fast heheh



“what makes you scootiful” wow sun newspaper you are hilarious

This made me laugh really hard!